Rant: high sounding language unsupported by dignity of thought - Samuel Johnson

Monday, 2 August 2010

Patronising little git

When I turned up for my contact lens check-up the optometrist (who was surely no more than 14 years old) tilted his head to one side, smiled sweetly and asked "And how are we today?"

Well I'm fine thanks, but you appear to be in want of a punch in the face.

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